What if you were a god and had the ability to single-handedly create and mold a race of creatures to your liking? Would your creature be a religious worshipping vegetarian or a power hungry carnivore? Would your creature have four eyes and two arms? Would your creation look like a giant penis? In Spore almost anything is possible, as you work your way from the primordial ooze and eventually into the dark recesses of space. Though there are some problems, it's still a fun look at evolution and user creativity.

I picked up my copy of Spore yesterday, and though I only got enough time in so far to make it to the creature stage, I'm already loving my creature's journey through the ages. It seems other people love the game too, but you wouldn't know that if you went to Amazon, as angry DRM haters have given the game 1-star ratings for that reason and that reason only. It's actually funny to read about these sad losers and how they say you're renting the game instead of owning it. The matter is silly too, for who needs an infinite number of times to install the game? I install a game once and leave it on my computer until I'm tired of it and then I delete. I've never installed a single game more than three times ever.

You know who hates Spore - bloody pirates!

It's not hard to see that the majority of gamers are male based on these Spore creature vids fans have already made...and a bunch of lonely, penis fixated balls of raging hormones. Did someone see Superbad too many times? Is this phenomenon the digital version of that movie gag? Heck, I think it would be more normal for these guys to be working on a bunch of half-naked women or vagina shaped monsters. See, that's normal!